Penelope Catherine: A Birth Day.

Penelope is two today. Two. Half of me feels like, well, of course she is. The other half of me can’t believe it. April 28, 2012 seems both a blink and lifetime ago.

This is the story of the day we became a family.

Heaven blew every trumpet
And played every horn
On the wonderful, marvelous
Night you were born.


It took us seventeen months to conceive Penelope. Those months were some of the hardest of my life. And then, August 15, 2011, I finally got the long-awaited two pink lines. The months that followed were the happiest, most worry-filled, most exciting and exhausting of my life. The hormones I took to sustain the pregnancy for the first trimester made the first twelve weeks feel like the first trimester on steroids.

After week 15, I picked my head up off the pillow and felt amazing. I loved being pregnant. I loved my growing belly. I counted down the days until my doctor’s appointments. I coveted every single baby kick. The whole process was new and wonderful and leading us to the prize we had been waiting for for so long.

At twenty-nine weeks, I woke up at 5:00am with continuous contractions. After spending hours at the doctor’s office, it was determined that they were Braxton Hicks contractions and the baby was fine. These contractions would continue, at least 4 an hour, every hour for the next eleven weeks and two days. I saw the doctor once or twice a week from that point on and spent hours on the monitor, in a little room by myself listening to our girl’s heartbeat whooshing away. That is to say, we could not have been more eager for her safe arrival.

Eleven weeks of continuous Braxton Hicks made it particularly ironic to watch her due date, April 26th, come and go on the calendar with her still happily kicking away in my belly.

The week of my due date, I’d been feeling especially ready. I started having cramps that would come and go and get almost frequent enough to time. My nesting kicked into overdrive, which is saying a lot as my personality basically has me nesting all the time, pregnant or not. But, after my due date passed, I was convinced I wasn’t going to go into labor on my own. I had an induction scheduled for May 9th (I wanted to give her as much time as possible to come on her own) and I felt certain that was when we’d meet our girl.

The morning of April 27th, I leapt out of bed like someone lit a fire underneath me. Between the time I woke up and the time I went to sleep I deep cleaned the house, wrote twenty-three thank you notes, finished every single thing on my work to do list and drafted my out-of-office response, went to the grocery store, groomed the pets, washed the last load of baby clothes, double-checked our hospital bags, rewrote the pet care instructions for my Mom, and, on the way home from dinner, pitched a huge fit until Hugh agreed to stop and fill up the gas tank, even though it was half-full and we live ten minutes from the hospital. Still, I went to bed thinking I would wake up still very much pregnant and not in labor the next morning.

At 3:00am, I woke up to pee (for the fifth time that night). I looked at the clock and then started the two minute process that was getting my hugely pregnant body out of bed. As soon as my feet hit the floor, I felt a rush of fluid. I immediately wondered if I had wet my pants (not a stretch when you’re carrying a small person on top of your bladder). Then I had a real contraction.

After eleven weeks of painless contractions and two weeks of cramping, I’d wondered if I would even know what a real contraction was. Answer: yes. They weren’t immediately painful, but they were different. I figured it was nothing and went to the bathroom. Then I had another one. I got my phone to start timing them and climbed back in bed. They were eight minutes apart.

Hugh woke up and asked me what I was doing with the phone. I told him to go back to sleep. He sat straight up and asked me if it was time. I told him that I was having contractions and there was a slight chance my water might have broken but it was probably nothing and I was just going to lie in bed and relax for awhile. My Group B Strep test had come back positive, so I was under strict instruction to come to the hospital immediately if my water broke so I could get antibiotics before the baby was born. Hugh did not take that the instruction lightly. Within ten minutes, he was out of bed, dressed, gathering up our bags and pulling the pillows out from under me to load into the car.

It was 3:45am and the contractions were five minutes apart and lasting for thirty seconds. They still weren’t painful, but were uncomfortable. I decided to take a shower. Hugh waited in the bathroom with me, pacing and hitting the stop and start button on the timer as I instructed. At this point, I was mildly uncomfortable, but still able to stand and talk through the contractions.

I got out of the shower and started to get ready, still telling Hugh that this probably wasn’t it and not to get too excited. He said he wanted to be out the door and on the way to the hospital by 5:00am.

At 4:30am, my contractions were four minutes apart and lasting for one minute. I was rolling my birth ball around the house with me, sitting on it during contractions. I could no longer stand or talk through them. I did, however, insist on blow-drying my hair, putting on make-up, checking my email, and finishing a project for the nursery during this time. Hugh followed me around, pacing back and forth and telling me we needed to go.

At 5:00am, I looked at him and said I though this was it and maybe he should call my mom. She lives eight hours away and I had promised to call as soon as I thought I was in labor so she could try to get here before the baby was born. I was sitting on my birth ball with my elbows on our bed breathing through a contraction and listening to Hugh on the phone in the hallway. It was 4:00am at my Mom’s house, so she was sound asleep. Hugh said, in his happy, excited voice, “It’s time. We’re going to the hospital.” At that moment, I started to cry. We were finally going to meet our baby.

IMG_051040 weeks, 2 days. Final belly picture between contractions and on our way out the door.

We left the house at 5:15am. I don’t remember much about the drive to the hospital, other than the fact that the contractions were becoming more painful. We parked and took the elevator up to triage. Contractions were still 4 minutes apart and lasting for about a minute and a half.

In triage, I got changed into a gown and hooked up to the monitor. I was made to lie in the most uncomfortable bed. After the nurse checked me and watched my contractions, she informed me that I was 2cm, my water had not broken, and that I was not in active labor. She also informed me that the baby’s heart rate was not responding the way they wanted it to, so I would have to stay on the monitor, in the bed, flat on my back. She told me that if baby’s heart rate improved, they would take me off the monitor and let me go home until I was in active labor. At this point, I started to panic.

I had hoped to have an unmedicated birth with no intervention if at all possible. I planned to move around the room, to walk, to use the birth ball, to take a shower, to change positions. I did not want to be monitored, I did not want fluids, and I did not want to be confined to the bed. All I could think was that everything was going wrong and we were only three hours in.

By now, the contractions were painful enough that I started to vomit during each one. Watching the monitor, I could see that the contractions were four minutes apart, but lasting for three or three and half minutes. I kept thinking that if this wasn’t even active labor, I was probably going to die.

At 8:30am, the doctor on call, Dr. M, came to check me. 3cm. She agreed with me that I was in labor. And she thought my water probably had broken. She informed me that my physician, the one who had been there for every single step of this process since we started trying to have a baby, the one whom I’d seen once or twice a week for the last six months, was out of town. At that point, something inside me snapped. Every part of my plan went out the window. I said I wanted to be admitted. And then I went to a place deep inside myself. I did not speak to anyone, not even Hugh, for the next three hours.

They got us checked into a room, with instruction that I had to stay on the monitor and start fluids because baby’s heart tones were still concerning. I sat upright in the bed. As soon as a contraction would start, I would brace myself and try to breath through it. I would know that the pain was at its worst each time when I felt an urge to vomit. When it was over, I would fall asleep, sitting up, until the next contraction started.

The pain of the contractions shocked me. That wild physical pain was like nothing I had ever felt or could have imagined. But the thing that surprised me most was the energy it took to make it through the process. I was so exhausted after only a few hours, that I literally couldn’t stay awake between contractions.

At 11:30am, I looked at Hugh and started to cry. Until this point, I hadn’t cried, hadn’t really spoken to him, other than to request he not talk to me but also not leave my side. I cried and I told him I couldn’t do it, that I wanted an epidural. That I was so tired already, I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to push when the time finally came.

So, at 12:30pm, 8cm and 9.5 hours into labor, I got an epidural. And all that was wrong became right with the world. I know it isn’t for everyone and it wasn’t part of my plan, but that epidural was the best decision I could have made. After it was in, I felt relief within five minutes. I relaxed. I smiled. I talked to Hugh. I asked him to turn on the birth playlist. I called my mom. I joked with the nurse. I felt excited about the fact that we were going to meet our girl today. I spent the next two hours talking to Hugh and eating ice chips and basically saying to him over and over that I couldn’t believe the day was finally here.

At 2:45pm, my Mom walked into the room. She made it.

And then, after all of the chaos and pain of the morning, Dr. M came to check me and announced that I was fully dilated. She asked me to do a practice push and then her eyes got big and she proclaimed I was a great pusher and that it was time to go.


Immediately, the excitement level in the room picked up. They started getting the stirrups situated and turning on all the lights and coaching me on what to do. They turned on the warming bed and I realized that this was really going to happen. I was going to give birth to our baby today.

At 3:08pm, I started pushing. And I pushed and I pushed and I pushed. At 4:08pm, Dr. M said she wanted to start pitocin to increase the strength of the contractions to help get our baby out. I asked for 15 more minutes. I knew I could do it on my own.

With the next few pushes, the excitement picked up even more. They could see her head! She had a full head of dark hair! Dr. M kept saying I was almost there, that every time I pushed she thought the head would be out. With the next push, I decided if the head could be out, it would, and I pushed with every last bit of energy I had.

Success. Everyone cheered. Hugh and I were crying and laughing. And then Dr. M jumped back and blood sprayed onto the wall. Penelope’s cord had been so tightly looped around her neck that when they tried to remove it, the cord burst. She wasn’t breathing on her own yet and she was no longer getting oxygen through her umbilical cord.

The tone in the room changed immediately. Dr. M looked up at me and said, this baby needs to come out right now.

With strength I didn’t think I had left, I pushed one final time.

At 4:23pm on April 28, 2012, Penelope Catherine was born: 9lbs, 5oz, 21.5 inches of her, and a full head of hair.

They didn’t hand her to me or even hold her up for us to see, but rushed her to the warmer and started suctioning her and giving her oxygen. Hugh went over to see her. The NICU nurses came in and huddled over her. Everyone was talking quietly, but no one was talking to me.

I kept asking if she was okay, and everyone kept smiling and saying nothing. All I could see from my bed was her fat, pink leg kicking in the air. I kept telling myself that if she could move her leg, she was okay, but I was holding my breath waiting to hear her cry.

And then, she cried – the most perfect, indignant newborn shriek. I laughed and sobbed with relief.


A few minutes later, she was declared to be just fine. They swaddled her up and handed her to Hugh. He walked toward the bed with our baby in his arms.

For the rest of my life, I will remember those moments. He handed her to me and said, “Mama, meet your daughter.”

I held her and stared, and she stared right back. I said, “Hi, my baby. I’ve been waiting for you.”

The happiest moment of my life.

At 4:42pm on April 28th, I was laid bare – a Mama, instantaneously and irrevocably. Forever changed in one instant, that brand new baby made me brand new, too.


She was worth it all.

Six Years Later.

Hugh and I celebrated our sixth wedding anniversary on Saturday.

Like many a bride before and since, I spent a ridiculous amount of time and energy planning our wedding festivities and obsessing about everything going perfectly. We had lists and sub-lists, timelines and spreadsheets.

And, in the end, it was a magical day. I love to look back at the pictures of our wedding. Some of the happiest moments of my life are plucked from that perfect April evening when I married my very favorite person.


I also laugh a bit to myself, because that was pretty much the first and last perfectly controlled, orchestrated day of our life. Real life, married or not, is messy and unexpected and full of twists and turns beyond your control. Hitch yourself to another person, and you get their twists and turns, too.


Right before we got married, Hugh and I were talking to his grandmother about the wedding and she said, In your marriage you are going to go through peaks and valleys. When you are in a valley, the important thing to remember is that another peak is coming, you just have to stick with it. You just have to keep going.

I have thought about that advice many times since that day.

In the last six years, we have struggled through valleys and slogged through the day-to-day banalities of life. We’ve had not enough hours in the day or money in the bank. We’ve lost beloved family members. We have paid bills and cut the grass and gone to the grocery.

We’ve moved and left our dearest friends. We have worked and worked and worked. We spent the better part of two years trying to have a baby. We’ve cleaned the house a thousand times. We’ve argued and cried. We have had a flooded basement and a broken heater.

And, in six years, we have ridden the highest peaks and reveled in the joy of everyday life together. We have taken unforgettable trips and chatted away hundreds of road-tripping hours. We have had professional successes and gotten promotions. Hugh has gotten accepted to medical school and become a doctor and started residency. I have thrown myself into Hugh’s arms holding a positive pregnancy test and shouting that we were finally having a baby.


We have spent countless evenings happy-houring on our porch. We became homeowners. We have laughed until we cried a thousand times. Hugh has stood beside me, holding my hand and cheering me on while I gave birth to our first child. We have watched our beloved baby girl grow and become the best little person. We have planted five gardens. We have shared two thousand dinners.



These six years have been joyful and heart-wrenching, effortlessly easy and damn hard. That’s marriage, because that’s life. It isn’t coordinated or controllable, doesn’t show up with a timeline and perfectly chosen dress. But, we keep going and apologizing and laughing and riding out the valleys for the peaks and feeling so lucky for the life we started that perfect spring day.